Attract Women – My Favorite Kind of Bird

This being my first post, I’ll give you a history lesson…

Me:
I got introduced to The Game at the start of last year.
Before I had finished reading it, I met a girl who turned out to be my girlfriend for the next year. After we broke up at the start of this year, I was pretty keen to get back into what I never really had a chance to get into in the first place – becoming a PUA and slaying bad bitches.

My Game:
I tend to rely purely on Social Proof (a bit too much I must admit).. I’m not too keen on routines, more of a natural game guy. I’m comfortable opening, closing, but I’m shit at the inbetweens.

Ok so January 2008 I was the devo guy… fast forward 6 months and I’m been doing aiiight. Highlights have included a last minute desperation myspace bootycall hookup on a sunday night in which redtube was the only other option, and the quote “its in my hair”… hahaha too good. When getting head do we really have to tell them when we’re about to blow? Isn’t that kind of like having a surprise party for a mate at his house and telling him just before he walks in the door?

Anyway… Thursday a friend of mine had told me she knows a nympho girl who thinks i’m the coolest guy with the raddest style. Turns out i’ve never seen this girl in my life (see? social proof. i can’t help myself from relying on it). As slightly creeped out as I was… I am on a 6 month Severe Warning Level 3 Drought* so yiewwww I was frothin for some action.

*Our crew invented a means of categorising our droughts in levels…
Level 1 – Hookup Drought
Level 2 – Down below drought (includes playing the dj, blowjobs, etc…)
Level 3 – Root drought (so yep… I was ‘ootless in 2008)
and then there’s a whole other heap of ones that include Level Negative 10 (going home with a chick and only getting cuddles – which I recently got… its FUCKED), Level 100 (fclosing a milf)….. and the list goes on…

Thursday night:
Met the girl, who I will call MBB. She was so keen it made me sick.. She was bailing early and I had other plans already so I typed 04 into my phone and passed it to her.

Friday night:
I’m in my 2nd favourite club (I personally rate clubs on who and who many people i know there), just vibing generally having a good time with crew and sussing out the talent. I had messaged MBB earlier on and she was going to be out on a girls night at some other mud club. She ended up ditching her girls, and coming to meet me. She was dropping my name to other girls, saying she was there to see me! It was on. She thinks I’m a superstar! I didnt pay any attention to her or even hang around her the whole night hahahaa until about half hour before we were ready to bail. I found her, made out with her, and took her hand and said we were leaving.

Back at my mates place with the crew, to isolate her I asked her ‘have you been given the tour of the house?’
Next thing i know we’re on the bed… i grabbed her hand and put it on my cock. She was frothing hard out and we were undressing each other. I noticed a tattoo to the right of her pussy… what a slut!

She would try to resist and say she didnt want to do anything but then she’d keep going. After a while I got over her little games and fell asleep.. woke up after a bit and my fingers were playing the DJ and she was grabbing my dick. It was on. I’m on top pumping, she’s on top riding me like a redtube 5 star rated video (do you ever not laugh when you mention redtube? so good), im on top, then I hear “fuck me doggy”. The sex went on for soooo long that I was getting over it and generally frustrated cause I couldnt blow. I ripped the condom off (dry as fuck) and pushed her head down. 20 minutes later BOOMMM!!! Massive weight lifted off my shoulder! (or should i say, off my balls?) Its the worst thing to get a root and not blow.. to the point where I’d rather not get the root at all. Do you agree?

While all of this is going through my head (along with the fact I’m ready to pass out) I failed to realise that she was still going at it, cleaning it all up! I tapped her on the shoulder and told her to stop cos my dick was fucking hurting!

So back to the title question:
What is my favourite type of bird? Easy…

SWALLOW

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