Bullshit Community Terms

Community acronyms annoy me.

HB, NC, KC, FC, IOI, FTC, SOI, MPB…. What the fuck.

To be honest I got sucked into using them for a while there. Then I realised it was incredibly lame and nerdy. From now on, the prefix HB will be replaced with the suffix Girl.

Some more examples:

I number closed!

No, you “got a girls number”. Or maybe “got dat biznitches digits yo”. I don’t fucking care, but you did not number close. Please!

Yay, I got a kiss close

Oh do you realise how fucking LAME that sounds. You sucked face, macked on, played tonsil hockey, had a tongue down or tried to find out what she had for dinner.

I opened a set of HB’s

Cool, and I’m about to rip your head off and shit down your neck. You mean you talked to some girls, right? Awesome.

I full/fuck closed

Isn’t “fuck” suffice? Why add the stupid word closed onto the end. Do you realise how many better terms there are for this you scene nerd?

Some examples:

I had intercourse.

I planted my seed.

I played hide the sausage.

I wrecked that bitch.

I dipped my pork sword in her vertical bacon sandwich.

I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.

For fucks sake there was an entire song written on alternatives: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT45EhTIxqU

I opened with a FTC and ran a DHV. After the hook I delivered an open loop to the group, bodyrocked and showed active disinterest by negging the target. I saw three IOI’s in the first 2 minutes so I dropped a couple of SOI’s. She IODed a little so I push-pulled, ran a compliance test and had her jump through some mini hoops. Some chode came in so I AMOGed him and he started whining, DLVing himself. The target was HSE so I qualified her and initiated kino. She went DDB so I number closed and used a kiss gambit. I isolated and created a time bridge by bouncing to a comfort location. Eventually I took her back to the seduction location and she gave LMR so I froze her out until she let me full close.

Die

Peace

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