LR: More Car Love

Weeks ago, I was drunk and decided to yell at some girl standing at the bar, cause she looked at me.

“WHO ARE YOU” pointing at her and giving her the evil eyes like I was accusing her of being alive.

We hit it off for about 5 minutes and must have got her number at some point, cause I woke up with it.

She added me on MSN somehow and would occasionally chat, and I wasn’t very keen to met up. One day when I was in an unusually happy mood I said we should hang out the following week.

Cue super cling mode. I started getting a shitload of texts. Dumb things like “good morning ” and

“How is your night?”
“Im out eating”
“Oh are you on a date?”
“Yeah, with my roommate” (lies, I was on my day2 with HBBlue)
“lol so not a date.” blah blah blah

I also managed to get her to send a topless picture message after denying her request for a pic of me, telling her it was nothing she wouldn’t get to see when we met up. When I was send a photo of boobs and face, I told her that I thought she missed the bottom half of her in the photo. So she sent a video, but wouldn’t allow seeing “down there”. Cute.
I decided to head out early, before her and a wing got there, to prove I can go solo.

Straight in to a hothothot girl at the bar. My new mindset is that all this is just a big silly game. She lights the fuck up with a “hey, whats up” followed by a chode question “where you from”. I swear only because I was grinning like an idiot.

After some random chat with peoples RL is outside. We make some videos for his website out the front and I spot HBCling.

“Oi, I know you”
She looks and keeps walking
“HBCling!”

It turns out she had me confused for someone else ie. was looking for a different guy. Lol. She’s ganna hang around anyway, she’s here alone. She’s also a fair bit cuter then I rememebered. Must be those two hours in the mirror.

RL can’t get into this bar so I put HBCling in my car and go to another. Chatting to RL, she keeps pinging for attention so I pull her in for the occasional claw or noogie. I get her to rate girls for RL to pick them up. She just looks like a tag along by this point, she’s fully sucked into our world. I turn on the laser eyes and go sexual, talking about naked pillow fights. Half hour later I tell RL I’m off, taking HBCling.

C: Where are we going?
P: To the car
C: You’re naughty

Make out with her on the way, and then up against the car.

There’s no way I’m taking her to mine. Stalker prevention system.

By this time she’s brought up me going out and getting my freak on with lots of girls. I have no idea how she got this idea, but at least she knows where she stands.

I tell her we are going to Mount X, the most cliché place ever. This is a lookout where all the local high schoolers go to get their freak on a couple of weeks after they get their car licence. You can not live in this city and not know what driving up there means.

We park up, I go round to her side, slam her up against the car and get to making out and groping. She keeps telling me how ‘naughty’ I am. She asks me why I’m so naughty. Cute.

She won’t let me near her frontbum, keeps batting me away. So I get in the car, sit her on my lap with her legs out the door and grab her ass through her legs, using my forearm to do the rubbing. Game over.

“Should I get a condom”
“I don’t know, should you?”

I tell her to get up and get her panties off, while I search for the goods. This time I left the door open a bit, made it a shitload easier.

Mid way, some car pulled into the car park, with lights directly on us. I think I freaked out more than she did. Fuck getting done for indecent exposure by the po-lice. They soon realised what was going on and drove off.

This morning I got a message saying

“I don’t normally do that, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea”

Cute.

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