LR: Welshy

Ok so last night was intense. Around march I cut my drinking from 5 nights a week to twice a month. Lately I’ve been a booze hound practically every weekend. Ehhh, why the fuck not.

I went to a lair party. Yep, you read that right. Bunch of dudes drinking and talking about chicks. It wasn’t bad at all, it turned out they were a bunch of cool guys. Plus acting like an obnoxious fool makes it more entertaining for me.

I’m sufficiently “I do not give any fuck” by the time I’ve hit the valley. It’s been good like that this week, hopefully I can transfer it to when I’m not boozed.

First set, I’m in full talk shit mode deluxe

“Hmm you’re the first girl i saw. Code dictates that I must talk to you. Plus, youre fucking adorable”

She doesn’t seem to like me much and trails off. Whatever.

Dance floor, tap tap

“Oi, youre cute as fuck”

She gives me the ‘thanks but no thanks’ look, and says something about having to dance with her friends. I turn to friends

“Hey I think your friend is adorable, can I borrow her for a second”

Expecting to be told to fuck off….

The friends start pushing us off together

“yeah!!! GO! GO WITH HIM!”

Fuck yeah, cheerleaders! The girl still ran away a minute later. Bugger.

I’m outside chattin to the boys about gravity and lording, when Red Leader brings over a cutie. Fuck ya, its the bitch who blew me off earlier. But now shes all smiles and waves at me.

Not wanting to steal Red’s girl I back off a little, which probably inadvertently gets her chasing harder. Sorry dude. As soon as Red gives me the all clear, I take her to the side. She’s crapping on about how she doesn’t look her best tonight.

“Err, whatever. I still wanna make out with you”

Cheek turn. Back off. She comes in for it instead. She kisses like a fish.

She’s from Wales. My first UK chick

I don’t know if it helps me, but I love eating lollipops when I’m in the club. Mid talking to a girl, I’ll pull it out of my mouth and offer it to her. When she takes it I find it hot as fuck, and it usually means its ON.

The rest of the night is a blur of moving her EVERYWHERE. Dance floor, couches, smokers area, bar, booth, dance floor, outside to a 7-11 for lollipops, a random outside dance floor in the mall, cab.

From a combination of alcohol and ‘other assistance’, we have quite the lack of performance from a certain body part. Fuck.

All good, I banged her in the morning. She fucks like a fish. Don’t know if I’ll see her again, she’s only here for a couple of months.

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