Opening

I thought it was about time I posted something actually applicable in field. For so many guys, opening is the hardest part. It’s ridiculously easy to do, yet people make it such a big deal. And there’s plenty of dudes who, once in conversation, already have what it takes to get the girl. So the only thing in the way is starting that conversation.

What stops people doing it? Fear of rejection. Whether its rejection from the girl, from the group for looking weird or rejection from your mates from blowing out, it all can create some anxiety. What the worst that can happen? You don’t get the girl. Isn’t that the same position you’re already in? You might even have a cool story about how she blew you out (I actually love telling some of the stories of blowouts I’ve got in the past). Your mates will probably even respect you for having a go and most importantly, you’ll respect YOURSELF for having a go.

I’ll quickly go over the basics, even though you have probably read them six million times by now.

Smile – Important as hell. Otherwise you’ll look like a nervous kid or a creep. Get yourself in a happy mood beforehand, cause fake smiles are very obvious, especially to the elite ninja subcommunication reading abilities posessed by women.

Voice – Be fucking LOUD. It sucks ass to have to repeat yourself and kind of kills the vibe. Command attention with your tonality, you will not be ignored.

Body Language – You already know how cool guys stand and move. It’s not rocket surgery.

Touch – As soon as possible in the interaction. It’s OK to go in and claw two girls as you start the conversation. Physcial escalation is pretty much the most important part of pick up, so the sooner you start the better.

So I’m going to list out the evolution of openers I have used since I started out in the scene. They start at my very first approach, with a false time constraint and a ridiculous opinion opener all the way to my current style of fun and silly or full on direct. Once in the conversation it becomes a bunch of improvisation, saying anything that comes to mind. But that’s for a different article. Most of the time normal conversation happens off the back of these openers but in the case of the silly ones, after a bit of bullshitting I’ll say something like “Sorry I have no idea who you are….so who are you?”.  So far so good.

So here’s my list:

Hey, quickly before I get back to my friends, what do you reckon about guys who wear eyeliner, cause my mates brother….

Quick question, would you ever date a guy in a wheelchair?

I like lizards (or any dumb shit you can think of)

Who would you rather date, superman or garfield?

*Enter circle, hands on two peoples shoulders, big booming voice like a bouncer* HEY, I’m ganna have to ask you guys to leave. *wait for shock or WTF response, and hold it, glaring at them* Cause you guys don’t look like you’re having any fun. This is a club! *massive grin*

*After locked eye contact and a smile, plant feet and point at them* WHO are YOU!?
*Firm shoudler double tap* Who are you?
*Pull in by their arm* Who are you?

Hmmm, you’re not allowed to look that sad in here

Hey whats up, I’m Pyro
*Cyclone* Hey whats up, I’m Pyro

I lost all my friends and I’m a massive loser, I’m sad!

I’m meeting people tonight, who are you guys?

You guys look like fun/the most fun in this place, who ARE you?
Fuck you guys look fun I had to meet you

I’m cold, I’m sad, and I need a hug *exaggerated sad face*

Hey, saw ya from over there and thought you were adorable/cute as fuck, and wanted to meet you, I’m Pyro

And then there’s a million more openers to be found situationally in your surroundings.

Peace out and have fun

Pyro

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